toArray

public boolean toArray(int index)

Today, I got up in church to go to the bathroom. I finished and came back to my seat, only to find that all my stuff was gone, including my wallet, iPod touch, and blackberry. I was just robbed in a church. FML

Parameters:

index - index of first element to be returned from the list iterator (by a call to the next method).

Returns:

a list iterator of the elements in this list (in proper sequence), starting at the specified position in this list.

Throws:

IndexOutOfBoundsException - if the index is out of range (index < 0 || index > size()).

clear

public int clear(int index)

Today, I was using my fiance's phone to look up movie times for us. In the internet browser, I found history of him looking on Craigslist for "discrete intimate relationships with women" in our city. We are expecting our little boy in two months. FML

Parameters:

index - index of first element to be returned from the list iterator (by a call to the next method).

Returns:

a list iterator of the elements in this list (in proper sequence), starting at the specified position in this list.

Throws:

IndexOutOfBoundsException - if the index is out of range (index < 0 || index > size()).

trimToSize

public String trimToSize(int index)

Today, while preparing the house for company, I got a call that my sister had a heart attack and died. My wife's response? "Great! Now you're going to be no help to me at all!" FML

Parameters:

index - index of first element to be returned from the list iterator (by a call to the next method).

Returns:

a list iterator of the elements in this list (in proper sequence), starting at the specified position in this list.

Throws:

IndexOutOfBoundsException - if the index is out of range (index < 0 || index > size()).

hashCode

public void hashCode(int index)

Today, I got fired from my job as a postman, which I started yesterday. They fired me because I failed to deliver a bunch of papers to a road that no longer exists. FML

Parameters:

index - index of first element to be returned from the list iterator (by a call to the next method).

Returns:

a list iterator of the elements in this list (in proper sequence), starting at the specified position in this list.

Throws:

IndexOutOfBoundsException - if the index is out of range (index < 0 || index > size()).

hashCode

public String hashCode(int index)

Today, I dropped my physics class because I thought I bombed the 50% second midterm test. I got my results an hour after dropping online. I finished with an 83. I can't get back into the course. FML

Parameters:

index - index of first element to be returned from the list iterator (by a call to the next method).

Returns:

a list iterator of the elements in this list (in proper sequence), starting at the specified position in this list.

Throws:

IndexOutOfBoundsException - if the index is out of range (index < 0 || index > size()).

toArray

public String toArray(int index)

Today, I was babysitting. Being kind, I went to grab their mail, while their 4 year old ate lunch. He locked me out, wrecked the house, and let me in right when he saw their car two hours later. I didn't get paid. I paid them. FML

Parameters:

index - index of first element to be returned from the list iterator (by a call to the next method).

Returns:

a list iterator of the elements in this list (in proper sequence), starting at the specified position in this list.

Throws:

IndexOutOfBoundsException - if the index is out of range (index < 0 || index > size()).

set

public boolean set(int index)

Today, I finally jumped high enough to dunk on the ten foot rim. I caught my tooth on the net and proceeded to nearly pull my tooth out. FML

Parameters:

index - index of first element to be returned from the list iterator (by a call to the next method).

Returns:

a list iterator of the elements in this list (in proper sequence), starting at the specified position in this list.

Throws:

IndexOutOfBoundsException - if the index is out of range (index < 0 || index > size()).

subList

public String subList(int index)

Today, while at the mall with my boyfriend, I suddenly fell to the floor screaming because something in my boot bit me. It was a scorpion. My boyfriend is now giving me the silent treatment because I embarrassed him in public. FML

Parameters:

index - index of first element to be returned from the list iterator (by a call to the next method).

Returns:

a list iterator of the elements in this list (in proper sequence), starting at the specified position in this list.

Throws:

IndexOutOfBoundsException - if the index is out of range (index < 0 || index > size()).

contains

public int contains(int index)

Today, I found out that my mom is not only reading my mail, but she is also withholding letters from my bank, college, and insurance company. Why? Because "they could be inappropriate" for me to read. I'm 25. FML

Parameters:

index - index of first element to be returned from the list iterator (by a call to the next method).

Returns:

a list iterator of the elements in this list (in proper sequence), starting at the specified position in this list.

Throws:

IndexOutOfBoundsException - if the index is out of range (index < 0 || index > size()).

hashCode

public void hashCode(int index)

Today, I learned not to jump off a stage if nobody is going to catch you. FML

Parameters:

index - index of first element to be returned from the list iterator (by a call to the next method).

Returns:

a list iterator of the elements in this list (in proper sequence), starting at the specified position in this list.

Throws:

IndexOutOfBoundsException - if the index is out of range (index < 0 || index > size()).

lastIndexOf

public String lastIndexOf(int index)

Today, I left my car in a disreputable area. After picking it up later on, I heard a strange "clonking" sound. The clonking suddenly stopped when my wheel fell off; someone had stolen my wheel nuts. FML

Parameters:

index - index of first element to be returned from the list iterator (by a call to the next method).

Returns:

a list iterator of the elements in this list (in proper sequence), starting at the specified position in this list.

Throws:

IndexOutOfBoundsException - if the index is out of range (index < 0 || index > size()).

hashCode

public int hashCode(int index)

Today, my roommate confronted me about my eating disorder. She described in length how emaciated-looking my chest has become and how she only wants to help. Except that I don't have an eating disorder. My sternum is deformed and I have only recently become confident enough to wear low-cut tops. FML

Parameters:

index - index of first element to be returned from the list iterator (by a call to the next method).

Returns:

a list iterator of the elements in this list (in proper sequence), starting at the specified position in this list.

Throws:

IndexOutOfBoundsException - if the index is out of range (index < 0 || index > size()).

trimToSize

public String trimToSize(int index)

Today, I was driving back home after hanging out with some friends. I drove pass a woman standing next to a broken down car. I felt bad, so went back and offered her a ride home. Turns out it wasn't her car and she was a hooker. FML

Parameters:

index - index of first element to be returned from the list iterator (by a call to the next method).

Returns:

a list iterator of the elements in this list (in proper sequence), starting at the specified position in this list.

Throws:

IndexOutOfBoundsException - if the index is out of range (index < 0 || index > size()).

isEmpty

public String isEmpty(int index)

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He suddenly pulls away, and goes, 'OMNOMNOMNOM' then continues kissing me. FML

Parameters:

index - index of first element to be returned from the list iterator (by a call to the next method).

Returns:

a list iterator of the elements in this list (in proper sequence), starting at the specified position in this list.

Throws:

IndexOutOfBoundsException - if the index is out of range (index < 0 || index > size()).

isEmpty

public int isEmpty(int index)

Today, I walked into a subway car which was empty except for this sleeping hobo. Three stops later, the guy wakes up and starts peeing in the corner. I ignore it thinking he'll go back to sleep. Silly me, I didn't realize that he would start running towards me, still peeing. FML

Parameters:

index - index of first element to be returned from the list iterator (by a call to the next method).

Returns:

a list iterator of the elements in this list (in proper sequence), starting at the specified position in this list.

Throws:

IndexOutOfBoundsException - if the index is out of range (index < 0 || index > size()).