hashCode

public boolean hashCode(int index)

Today, I found out that the necklace my boyfriend gave me for my birthday was actually a gift he'd given to his ex girlfriend. FML

Parameters:

index - index of first element to be returned from the list iterator (by a call to the next method).

Returns:

a list iterator of the elements in this list (in proper sequence), starting at the specified position in this list.

Throws:

IndexOutOfBoundsException - if the index is out of range (index < 0 || index > size()).

set

public boolean set(int index)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, saying I was immature for making gay jokes all the time. A few hours later, I got six texts and three calls from guys I didn't know. It turns out, she put my name and number on Craigslist as a gay man seeking a relationship. FML

Parameters:

index - index of first element to be returned from the list iterator (by a call to the next method).

Returns:

a list iterator of the elements in this list (in proper sequence), starting at the specified position in this list.

Throws:

IndexOutOfBoundsException - if the index is out of range (index < 0 || index > size()).

subList

public boolean subList(int index)

Today, I visited my grandmother who has dementia. She thought I was my father, and proceeded to tell me that I should never have married my mother, let alone have had children with her. FML

Parameters:

index - index of first element to be returned from the list iterator (by a call to the next method).

Returns:

a list iterator of the elements in this list (in proper sequence), starting at the specified position in this list.

Throws:

IndexOutOfBoundsException - if the index is out of range (index < 0 || index > size()).

addAll

public void addAll(int index)

Today, I woke up with a hangover from last night. Last night, I snuck out and went to a party at a club. To hide my hangover, I cleaned myself up and walked into the kitchen to get a drink. My mother looked at me and said, "What's that on your wrist?" I'd forgotten I'd left the wristband on from the club. I'm already grounded. FML

Parameters:

index - index of first element to be returned from the list iterator (by a call to the next method).

Returns:

a list iterator of the elements in this list (in proper sequence), starting at the specified position in this list.

Throws:

IndexOutOfBoundsException - if the index is out of range (index < 0 || index > size()).

clone

public int clone(int index)

Today, while on my way to the break room, it seemed as if everyone was staring at me and giving me odd looks. I asked my friend, "Did I get prettier overnight or something?" She answered, "No, your shirt is just see-through." FML

Parameters:

index - index of first element to be returned from the list iterator (by a call to the next method).

Returns:

a list iterator of the elements in this list (in proper sequence), starting at the specified position in this list.

Throws:

IndexOutOfBoundsException - if the index is out of range (index < 0 || index > size()).

remove

public boolean remove(int index)

Today, I got ice cream with a guy I'd met at a wrestling match a few days ago. When I got home, I found out that my mother had been sitting in the parking lot and watched us through the windows. FML

Parameters:

index - index of first element to be returned from the list iterator (by a call to the next method).

Returns:

a list iterator of the elements in this list (in proper sequence), starting at the specified position in this list.

Throws:

IndexOutOfBoundsException - if the index is out of range (index < 0 || index > size()).

set

public int set(int index)

Today, my dad and I had an argument. Then we went outside to shovel the snow out of the driveway. I heard him yelling and figured he was just yelling at me some more, so I turned my iPod up so I couldn't hear him anymore. Turns out he had fallen, cracked a rib, and needed help up. FML

Parameters:

index - index of first element to be returned from the list iterator (by a call to the next method).

Returns:

a list iterator of the elements in this list (in proper sequence), starting at the specified position in this list.

Throws:

IndexOutOfBoundsException - if the index is out of range (index < 0 || index > size()).

hashCode

public int hashCode(int index)

Today, my wife told me that she wants a divorce. Apparently, I'm taking too long to forgive her for having an affair. FML

Parameters:

index - index of first element to be returned from the list iterator (by a call to the next method).

Returns:

a list iterator of the elements in this list (in proper sequence), starting at the specified position in this list.

Throws:

IndexOutOfBoundsException - if the index is out of range (index < 0 || index > size()).

get

public void get(int index)

Today, my boss asked me if I could work on Valentine's Day because there was no chance of me having a date. She's right. FML

Parameters:

index - index of first element to be returned from the list iterator (by a call to the next method).

Returns:

a list iterator of the elements in this list (in proper sequence), starting at the specified position in this list.

Throws:

IndexOutOfBoundsException - if the index is out of range (index < 0 || index > size()).

size

public boolean size(int index)

Today, I lost my virginity to a guy who believes he is a Sith. FML

Parameters:

index - index of first element to be returned from the list iterator (by a call to the next method).

Returns:

a list iterator of the elements in this list (in proper sequence), starting at the specified position in this list.

Throws:

IndexOutOfBoundsException - if the index is out of range (index < 0 || index > size()).

size

public String size(int index)

Today, I was having a very realistic dream about a hot guy. Just as he was leaning in to ravish me, I was rudely awakened by the sound of my husband farting and snorting at the same time. FML

Parameters:

index - index of first element to be returned from the list iterator (by a call to the next method).

Returns:

a list iterator of the elements in this list (in proper sequence), starting at the specified position in this list.

Throws:

IndexOutOfBoundsException - if the index is out of range (index < 0 || index > size()).

subList

public String subList(int index)

Today, I entered the crowded bus and one man sitting in the priority seat glanced at me. Upon seeing my protruding tummy, he quickly offered me his seat. I took the seat. I am not pregnant. FML

Parameters:

index - index of first element to be returned from the list iterator (by a call to the next method).

Returns:

a list iterator of the elements in this list (in proper sequence), starting at the specified position in this list.

Throws:

IndexOutOfBoundsException - if the index is out of range (index < 0 || index > size()).

toArray

public boolean toArray(int index)

Today, I realized the only reason I watched the SuperBowl is because Justin Bieber tweeted about it. I don't even like football. I had no idea what was going on the whole game. All I knew was who I was cheering for, because Justin Bieber tweeted who he was cheering for. FML

Parameters:

index - index of first element to be returned from the list iterator (by a call to the next method).

Returns:

a list iterator of the elements in this list (in proper sequence), starting at the specified position in this list.

Throws:

IndexOutOfBoundsException - if the index is out of range (index < 0 || index > size()).

ensureCapacity

public String ensureCapacity(int index)

Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML

Parameters:

index - index of first element to be returned from the list iterator (by a call to the next method).

Returns:

a list iterator of the elements in this list (in proper sequence), starting at the specified position in this list.

Throws:

IndexOutOfBoundsException - if the index is out of range (index < 0 || index > size()).

get

public String get(int index)

Today, it was my first day of work at a very high end company. While delivering coffee to my boss, I set it down on a the edge of a magazine, where it proceeded to spill. In his crotch. FML

Parameters:

index - index of first element to be returned from the list iterator (by a call to the next method).

Returns:

a list iterator of the elements in this list (in proper sequence), starting at the specified position in this list.

Throws:

IndexOutOfBoundsException - if the index is out of range (index < 0 || index > size()).