get

public int get(int index)
Today, my friends switched my girlfriend's number and my ex-girlfriend's number. Thinking I was texting my girlfriend, I said, "Babe, I can't wait to be with you tonight." She told my girlfriend, and now I'm single. FML

Parameters:
index - index of first element to be returned from the list iterator (by a call to the next method).
Returns:
a list iterator of the elements in this list (in proper sequence), starting at the specified position in this list.
Throws:
IndexOutOfBoundsException - if the index is out of range (index < 0 || index > size()).

clear

public void clear(int index)
Today, I was woken up by my sister and her husband pretending to make moaning sounds in the room next to mine. I began to make moaning sounds as well to fight back. It turns out the "moaning" was actually their dogs snoring down stairs. Breakfast was awkward. FML

Parameters:
index - index of first element to be returned from the list iterator (by a call to the next method).
Returns:
a list iterator of the elements in this list (in proper sequence), starting at the specified position in this list.
Throws:
IndexOutOfBoundsException - if the index is out of range (index < 0 || index > size()).

isEmpty

public void isEmpty(int index)
Today, my very overprotective dad finally let my boyfriend stay the night. My bed creaks a lot. While we were fidgeting to get comfy, my dad burst in with a chair leg screaming at my boyfriend to get out. He was so scared he shit himself. FML

Parameters:
index - index of first element to be returned from the list iterator (by a call to the next method).
Returns:
a list iterator of the elements in this list (in proper sequence), starting at the specified position in this list.
Throws:
IndexOutOfBoundsException - if the index is out of range (index < 0 || index > size()).

remove

public boolean remove(int index)
Today, after slamming on my breaks to avoid hitting a car driving in the wrong lane, I had to listen to my father and grandfather talking about how their sacks got "squished" in their pants, and how it might hurt their "action" for a while. Then they just started discussing their nuts. FML

Parameters:
index - index of first element to be returned from the list iterator (by a call to the next method).
Returns:
a list iterator of the elements in this list (in proper sequence), starting at the specified position in this list.
Throws:
IndexOutOfBoundsException - if the index is out of range (index < 0 || index > size()).

clear

public String clear(int index)
Today, I was lying on my bed with my boyfriend. I didn't really want to have sex so I told him I would if he really wanted too, but I wouldn't enjoy it. He then started to undo my pants. FML

Parameters:
index - index of first element to be returned from the list iterator (by a call to the next method).
Returns:
a list iterator of the elements in this list (in proper sequence), starting at the specified position in this list.
Throws:
IndexOutOfBoundsException - if the index is out of range (index < 0 || index > size()).

addAll

public int addAll(int index)
Today, I woke up to find out that I peed the bed. It wouldn't have been so bad if I wasn't sharing it with 3 other people, and if the bed wasn't an air mattress. FML

Parameters:
index - index of first element to be returned from the list iterator (by a call to the next method).
Returns:
a list iterator of the elements in this list (in proper sequence), starting at the specified position in this list.
Throws:
IndexOutOfBoundsException - if the index is out of range (index < 0 || index > size()).

retainAll

public int retainAll(int index)
Today, after a few months of my neighbors friend parking outside his house and honking until he came outside, I happened to be out doing lawn work. I politely screamed "STOP HONKING YOUR F***ING HORN!" To which they responded by moving in front of MY house and holding down their horn. I hate people. FML

Parameters:
index - index of first element to be returned from the list iterator (by a call to the next method).
Returns:
a list iterator of the elements in this list (in proper sequence), starting at the specified position in this list.
Throws:
IndexOutOfBoundsException - if the index is out of range (index < 0 || index > size()).

clear

public String clear(int index)
Today, my future mother-in-law finally admitted that I'm "not the girl for her son" and that she will do anything to break us up. FML

Parameters:
index - index of first element to be returned from the list iterator (by a call to the next method).
Returns:
a list iterator of the elements in this list (in proper sequence), starting at the specified position in this list.
Throws:
IndexOutOfBoundsException - if the index is out of range (index < 0 || index > size()).

trimToSize

public void trimToSize(int index)
Today, after going on a blind date with a man I had met on facebook, we decided to go back to his apartment. All was going good until he took off his pants, only to reveal that he was wearing a diaper. FML

Parameters:
index - index of first element to be returned from the list iterator (by a call to the next method).
Returns:
a list iterator of the elements in this list (in proper sequence), starting at the specified position in this list.
Throws:
IndexOutOfBoundsException - if the index is out of range (index < 0 || index > size()).

equals

public int equals(int index)
Today, I came to visit my dad for the weekend. Ten minutes after I'd settled in, my dad gets a phone call. His friend invited him to go to a bar across the street for some drinks. He accepted. FML

Parameters:
index - index of first element to be returned from the list iterator (by a call to the next method).
Returns:
a list iterator of the elements in this list (in proper sequence), starting at the specified position in this list.
Throws:
IndexOutOfBoundsException - if the index is out of range (index < 0 || index > size()).

get

public void get(int index)
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Instead of being normal, and leaving. He stayed and cried on my shoulder. Then decided that in a month, when I "clear my mind," we're going to get back together. I had to agree so he would stop crying, but he didn't leave. He stayed a very uncomfortable 4 hours. FML.

Parameters:
index - index of first element to be returned from the list iterator (by a call to the next method).
Returns:
a list iterator of the elements in this list (in proper sequence), starting at the specified position in this list.
Throws:
IndexOutOfBoundsException - if the index is out of range (index < 0 || index > size()).

listIterator

public String listIterator(int index)
Today, my boyfriend got scared of a fly, freaked out, and accidentally punched me in the face. FML

Parameters:
index - index of first element to be returned from the list iterator (by a call to the next method).
Returns:
a list iterator of the elements in this list (in proper sequence), starting at the specified position in this list.
Throws:
IndexOutOfBoundsException - if the index is out of range (index < 0 || index > size()).

indexOf

public boolean indexOf(int index)
Today, I discovered that my husband is a tad paranoid after finding out that our cat has worms. He and I were in the middle of sharing a romantic shower following something of a dry spell when he bent over, spread his cheeks apart and asked, in earnest, "is there a worm sticking out of my ass?" FML

Parameters:
index - index of first element to be returned from the list iterator (by a call to the next method).
Returns:
a list iterator of the elements in this list (in proper sequence), starting at the specified position in this list.
Throws:
IndexOutOfBoundsException - if the index is out of range (index < 0 || index > size()).

clone

public int clone(int index)
Today, I was at work and was confronted by a customer wanting to get a "Nemo" fish. I explained that 'Nemo' needs to live in saltwater, not freshwater, like their tank was. The customer then turns around and grabs a perforated tank divider and says, "Can't I just split them up with this?" FML

Parameters:
index - index of first element to be returned from the list iterator (by a call to the next method).
Returns:
a list iterator of the elements in this list (in proper sequence), starting at the specified position in this list.
Throws:
IndexOutOfBoundsException - if the index is out of range (index < 0 || index > size()).

add

public boolean add(int index)
Today, I found out my husband and his co-workers make fun of my cooking skills when I pack my husband food for lunch. FML

Parameters:
index - index of first element to be returned from the list iterator (by a call to the next method).
Returns:
a list iterator of the elements in this list (in proper sequence), starting at the specified position in this list.
Throws:
IndexOutOfBoundsException - if the index is out of range (index < 0 || index > size()).
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